Millennials: The Anxious Generation


Millennials: The Anxious Generation

Arrested for 14-Year-Late Video Rental

James Meyers of Concord, North Carolina was arrested for failing to turn in a copy of Freddy Got Fingered that was 14 years overdue at Blockbuster. I’m not sure where they expected him to return it, seeing as Blockbuster no longer exists.

It’s been reported that Tom Green, star of Freddy Got Fingered, paid the 200 dollar late fee on behalf of Meyers.


Millennials: The Anxious Generation

Emory University students are going to be in for the rudest of awakenings when they finally make their way out of the college cocoon and enter the terrifying real world.

Students at Emory were assailed by *gasp* Trump 2016 written in chalk on their very own campus.

Now these students feel “unsafe.” You’ve got to be a special kind of pansy for sidewalk chalk to make you feel physically unsafe.

Bad Schooling or Bad Parenting?

Maybe it’s both. But whatever it is, employers now have to raise the kids that parents and schools have failed.

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